A joke for the All-Star Break

Got this joke in an e-mail from a member of my hockey team today ...

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with her, I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my hockey equipment so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.'

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline crack where the blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece Bauer XXXX hockey stick.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?

Please Advise,

Shafted